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6/16/2015 5:03:54 AM
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What's your BEST comeback???

What's your [b]BEST[/b] comeback to anything someone has told you in the past? Or what was the best comeback you've heard yet? Make me laugh ;D

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  • If you tell me that one more time, I'll find out where you live. I'll murder your family members one by one, and leave a gruesome murder scene to let you know how bad things can get. You can try running with your wimpy life, but mark my words, I know where you are at every second. I will follow you everywhere, and beware, take these threats seriously, the moment you are no longer worried about anything bad occurring towards you, will be when I will strike you witho it being detected. I will slit your throat open and watch you in agonizing pain, I will not murder you, but I will make you suffer for not taking me seriously, I will scoop one of your eyes out with a spoon, and stich the opening shut with a needle and a piece of string, without utilizing any medication to calm the pain down. I will scrape my symbol onto your skin, so you may forever remember what has/will occur. [spoiler]I hope you have sweet dreams, because it'll be your last.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Is what some pyshcopath would say, my best comeback is just "No u".[/spoiler]

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