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Edited by coggo64:
6/15/2015 12:04:40 PM
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Sister has cancer...
Buckle up floof, gonna be a long one.
So it started when my sister went to the doctors to get a melanoma checked out, and they discovered that it had already spread as a very dangerous cancer. She was instantly rushed to an hospital [location withheld] and put on chemotherapy almost as soon as we got there. The doctors were doing a lot of work and told us to come back every few days to check on her. Nights at home were really awkward, with little to no interaction at dinner times, and no one saying much at all for that matter. Visits to her were not pleasant either. She was wired up from heaps of places, couldn't eat, couldn't talk. It was basically just mum dad and I standing over her, letting her know we were there for her. On Last Friday, when we went for our fifth visit, everything was just as depressing as normal, although there was a weird vibe in the hospital, as everyone was staring at us silently. We got to the chemo ward where my sister was, and we open the door to see everyone standing up, crowding around the hospital bed with my sister laying motionless on it, and the main doctor turns her head slowly and whispers:
"Stop. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur."
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1 ReplyBOOO!!! YOU SUCK OP!!!!
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My dad died of cancer but I kinda found it funny. I'm not gonna be one of those people who get all offended about it cause a family member died of it. Sorry to say but people die and they die in thousands of ways so no matter what you are bound to offend someone who doesn't have a good sens of humor.
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2 RepliesHEMP OIL!
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3 RepliesQuite a few people here have lost friends and family to cancer, my mother being one of them. Takes a special kind of twat to make a joke out of it.
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1 ReplyYou are the shittiest kind of person. I've had 3 family members die from cancer. This isn't funny.
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2 Replies[quote]"Stop. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur."[/quote] Im done.
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Cancerous bump
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Skimmed through and boring.
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1 ReplyYou're worse than a desticle.
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1 ReplyITT: People who need to take a joke
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Edited by GiantDad: 6/19/2015 10:34:12 AM>opens thread >immediately scrolls to the bottom expecting Bel Air or some stupid shit [quote]"Stop. Get on the floor. Everybody do the dinosaur."[/quote] >sighs and leaves thread
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6 RepliesI skipped straight to the end. Was disappointed. Minus five stars.
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Wasn't gonna put an incest joke here out of respect. Still not going to out of blatent rage.
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You have to include it in the story. Saw that a mile away.
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Not funny at all.
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Edited by CapoBlue: 6/19/2015 6:09:03 AM..... Not funny
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3 RepliesThat wasn't funny at all I've seen family die from cancer.
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God dammit, OP. Edgy high five.
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2 RepliesJoking about cancer. Classy
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Hmm I don't find this funny. Seen too much cancer in real life I guess.
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My aunt has cancer, but that last sentence was funny
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ayylmao
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dat one is old man but still good 6/10 -IGN-
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6 RepliesCancer is hilarious.
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I'm a Cancer
