When Chuck Norris doesn't have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain, he makes time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain why he doesn't have time to explain. When Chuck Norris sets off a web mine, he doesn't get slowed, he simply powers up his round house kick in a 5 second battle between his foot and the forces of space and time (which he wins) resulting in a roundhouse kick 10 seconds in the past that destroys the web mine.