Visit Italy.
Bonus goal:
stop the tower of Pisa from leaning. I just need a team to distract all of Italy and about 4 million dollars in cables, aircraft, construction equipment, and Italian wine.
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Italy sucks fyi. Nothing but thieving gypsies
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well give you a paper clip some silly string and a Popsicle stick
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you realize that the tower began leaning when they tried to make it straight, right?
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Aren't the Italians already doing that?
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I'll provide a distraction.