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Edited by Travis Scott Burger: 6/16/2015 11:05:39 AM
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3000+ Hours played, still no GF

RNG is broken! I've been playing Destiny for over 3000 hours, and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend! This is so much BS Bungie! Plz like so DeeJ can see also I'm getting penile enlargement surgery so Bungie plz give me fate of all fools k thnx Edit número uno: Yeah, so people keep talking about this "real life" thing. Pretty sure I've never heard of that gamemode. Can someone please help me understand what this means? Edit with a numerical value of 2: Pick-up lines I have tried: I like those panties, what are their drop rate? Are those pants purple? because that ass is legendary. Wanna see my black hammer? I have also tried toast/envelope.

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  • You misunderstand RNG vs WRG (Woman random generator). A woman breaks the universal rules rules of random and it cannot be emulated. Mathematicians have been trying to break the woman code for centuries, but are no closer to understand them. To put your problem in math:- Woman = time x money However, we all know Time is money (The old saying) Thus Women = Money*Money Women=Money^2 However, we also know money is the ROOT of all Problems Money=SQRT(Problems) This proves Women = (SQRT(Problems))^2 THUS Women=Problems

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