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Edited by Evil Llama 171:
6/12/2015 4:01:39 AM
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How to kill a pony
The game is simple: suggest the best and most interesting way to kill a mlp pony and you get a cookie.
Ready.Set.Go!!
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5 RepliesEdited by FaZe Wort: 6/16/2015 2:28:43 PM1. Pluck the tail hairs off... One. By. One. 2. Use the hairs and create a makeshift rope. 3. Strangle the pony, then begin tying it up. 4. Grab corn cobs. 5. Eat corn cobs while you watch the pony starve. 6. Poke the pony with your remaining corn cobs. 7. Boil water. 8. Pour the boiling water slowly into the eyes. 9. Heat up a pan to the highest temperature. 10. Rub the hot part onto the pony's lips. 11. Make sure it has cuts. 12. Lather salt onto the wounds. 13. Run away. 14. Dress up as the pony's mother. 15. Pretend to free the pony. 16. Now instead of freeing it, -blam!-ING USE AN AXE, CHOP OF ITS LEGS, AND REPEATEDLY WHACK ITS FACE WITH ITS OWN LIMBS. 17. Relax. 18. Watch a movie with it while it dies. 19. Now use chopsticks and carefully pluck its eyebrows. 19. Make that into a rope. 20. Begin to decapitate slowly with ropes (sliding it back...and forth) 21. If the ropes don't work, bring back that axe. 22. Once its dead, teebag it.. Let your testicles bounce on its carcass. 23. Congratulations, you probably killed it in the strangest way possible... probably...
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[quote]mlp pony[/quote] [quote]my little pony pony[/quote]
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The way to brutally kill a pony is to introduce it to #destiny
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Either kill it with fire or kill the Matching brony
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I_Is_Evil won!!!! Loved all your ideas and I will see you next time on Foalbusters!
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Throw it in a blender
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1 ReplyPaint the destiny logo on it then set the flood on it.
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[quote]I slaughtered this horse last Tuesday. Afraid she's startin' to turn.[/quote]
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Remove mlp from existince without their fandom they will die off
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1 ReplyFeed it to Engra.
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7 RepliesWhat the hell is wrong with you people?
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Edited by Aech0s: 6/16/2015 12:12:19 PMBecome pinky pie [spoiler]or satan[/spoiler]
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Edited by Wafflerminator: 6/16/2015 11:56:17 AMRelease the Flood on it's planet, then fire the Halo array. That should do the trick.
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Send engrapadora
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Halo Wars Mac blast.
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Anti-Material Rifle
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Cannons
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1 ReplyEdited by TaticoolBadger: 6/15/2015 9:46:30 PMShot it with a .950 jdj
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Tell them friendship [i]isn't[/i] magic and that you can't turn people into toads with friendship.
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Edited by Viking Friday: 6/16/2015 5:22:04 AMInvite a bunch of Iowans to tell us about Jesus and molesting is wrong. After that five hour lecture, then have some nice Unicorn on the Cob and invite all your local Midwestern farmers
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2 RepliesSummon engra give him meth and watch him go to town with his violence fetish
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22 Replies1. Slowly skin it with a potato peeler. 2. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt. 3. Proceed to cut pony's skin with rusty knife until majority of flesh has cuts. 4. Dip in lemon juice saturated with salt again. 5. Skin off another layer with potato peeler. 6. Acquire pastrami slicer (super thin meat slicer). 7. Slice off very thin portions of each limb until they are all nubs. 8. Cover pony in gasoline. 9.Light pony on fire. 10. Extinguish fire with lemon juice after three seconds, no more, no less. 11. Slowly stab pony with rusty knives, leaving the knives in the flesh. 12. Hang upside down for 666 minutes, giving only enough food and water to live. 13. Place pony in large nest of very angry, huge wasps, leave pony there until dead.
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Throw Castañas at it!!!
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Kill it with a shovel
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Use the cheese grater until there's nothing left
