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originally posted in:The Wolves of Skoll
Edited by Esquirenicus:
6/9/2015 6:22:44 PM
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Bragging Rights (Tell Us Something Cool)
Tell us about something awesome you did, a piece of gear you got, a cool glitch, or a sweet gun you got.
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I told Oryx of Crota's death.
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1 ReplyI was playing trials. One person in my fireteam gets kicked when the match starts. We barely push through and get to the 4 win to 4 wins with the other team being rude (tea bagging). My teammate instantly gets sniped and it is just me against their whole team. They rush and I pull out my trust thorn and what happens next could only happen once in a life time. I fire my thorn 5 times and knowing for certain I killed two of them, I prepare myself for 1v1, but then I notice something. It says I got a triple kill. I got a collateral kill with thorn and killed their entire team. Tl;dr I got a collateral with thorn and killed all three people by myself
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10 RepliesEdited by UncleWarrior: 6/17/2015 4:07:15 PMI got a 15 kill streak with the NLB and Vestian Dynasty. I kill people with the Khvostov in iron banner. (ESPEAR/black hammer shot first, then clean up) I soloed a patrol mission once I dance on my sparrow from time to time I soloed Crota using abilities only(sunsinger) I've gotten a 2 for 1 (headshots) with the NLB I had a threesome with two of my hot coworkers (on my birthday) I opened a door for john stamos once I peed in a urinal next to rob Lowe once I've surfed 15+ ft waves I've been higher than snoop dogg on 420 I was an all-American lacrosse player I mastered plasma pistol kills in halo 4 I actually am a proud Uncle of two awesome nephews. I've had broken bones 13 time (I have no idea how many particular bones I've broken) I sat through the entire length of the movies "rubber" and Killer clowns:from outer space (both on Netflix) I understand inception, Donnie darko and vanilla sky. I'm the lightest I could be, organ wise.. (No tonsils, appendix or wisdom teeth) I've driven cars and dirtbikes at 100+ mph I can solve 4x4 and 3x3 runic cubes I "tre-flipped" the 11-stair at etnies skatepark I've snowboarded at 67 mph (once, never again) I've cliff jumped into water at 70ish ft I've rolled a joint bigger than my forearm (slightly stooped concert) I've driven a golf ball 310 yards.. off the tee, 1st hole :D I've held a wheelie in a wheelchair for 3 hours before I caught a fish the size of my body when was 9 (northern pike) I alerted authorities and helped a Big Boy from burning down (Michigan is crazy) I've been to 7 countries Had a dolphin bump my surfboard once(open ocean) I listened to Macklemore wayyyyyyyy before 'thrift shop' made him mainstream There'd be absolutely no way to fact check most of this, so.. Believe what you will. Carpe Diem Guardians, Carpe that mother fûcking Diem.
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I'm retarded and I helped none retarded best skolas (: ( literally I am retarded tho )
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My HUD keep disappearing
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I soloed hard crota pre how
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[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url]
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I killed SmoggyPluto once. With his own Gjallarhorn.
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I just got a triple kill with one grenade in ToO....
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I just finished finals and aced all 3 quarters of organic chemistry. Pretty proud of myself for that one...w00t
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2 RepliesI caught a gjallahorn and threw it back at my opponent. Hip fired across the map a NLB and got a headshot on smoggy pluto
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2 RepliesI took a shit [spoiler]after a shower[/spoiler]
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I dismantle Gjallarhorns for exotic shards.
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2 RepliesI got a gallerhorn from crucible -drops mic-
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My dad is bill gates and he gave me a thorn with wolf pack rounds and regenerative abilities
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I got a quad with my prudence
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1 ReplyDon't wanna sound too cocky, but I got chatterwite.
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I did a NLB only VOG no supers,nades, or melee also no using the shield to kill things
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I'm the best at PvP. Sorry everyone else :D
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I know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch [spoiler]It's the taste you can see[/spoiler]
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Once, after great effort...I got up after a crucible match... Went to my xbox...and played something else instead. It was hard..REALLY hard considering the amount of addictive elements to this game.
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I can complete raids without using my hands
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Patrol is my bitch
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3 RepliesI've never been killed by a Titan in crucible. Ever.
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///Please note that I have maxed Gally already. This is a believe or not believe situation due to the pure chance of drops in this game. I was playing with my friends on Hard Mode Crota while carrying 2 lower levels. We went through like routine but as we near DeathSinger and the adds, I got a Gally! I was like "Cool, I got one already though." On to Crota, boom another Gally Drop! I was like freaking out at that point because like 2 Gally's in one game. Thinking my luck would continue, I got a group to do Skolas pre-HotFix while he still had solar burn. Fast forward to the fight, we nail him him Gally shots and Black Snipers until he went down. One final shot, everyone in the game gets an Elder Ciper bounty!!! I got two though. As we make way to the chest, just the usual for me. I did get the rewards for opening the chest for the first time because I forgot to bring a key during the first week of release. We make way back to the reef to do some extra things and I decided to go to the Trails guy and finally get the packages and go to Mercury for going flawless that week. I get the usual for the packets. -2 Etheric lights -The sniper -Passage coins -Motes! From the flawless chest, I got another Gally!!! ///Please note this was all received during the time of two days. If there was some type of donation/trade system Id be happy to donate my Gallys xD I now have a total of four Gallys now and I'm currently working on my QueenBreakers bow!
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Was playing prison one night. Paired off with a Defender and another Gunslinger. While I won't name him, he was kill-stealing from the start and was trying so hard to do well on a lvl 28 PoE even though he was already 34. We got to third round, against fallen, and he camped one side while we had to diffuse mines. As a direct result of him not moving and me and the Titan being surrounded by majors we wiped. Then he had the gall to shoot me when we had to restart. We finally finished our run, and the Titan was kind enough to bow to me cuz I kept cabal off him for several critical minutes in the last round. The other Hunter died almost immediately cuz he tried to run out and hit the boss from behind with Kephri gauntlets. Finally, we went down to treasure room. Hunter shoots me a little more, including with his heavy since he didn't DPS the boss with it at all. We opened all the chests and the Hunter promptly left us, thank god. I waited with the Titan and we got to the post game screen. My reward for putting up with the prick Hunter: my first ever Gjallarhorn. The Titan got 2 legendaries. Thank you Bungie for acknowledging who is playing cuz it's a game and to have fun and not rewarding that dick of a Hunter, since I checked after and he only got 2 rare items.
