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6/8/2015 11:45:55 PM
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Iron banner is to hard

There is no reason to use bananas in iron banner plz stop the hate
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  • >be 10 >playing Pokemon on shitter before school >bus comes outside >I still haven't wiped >mom yells I have to go >have horrible poison ivy on crotch >pour a bunch of cream on penis, put on my pants and run to the bus >girl I like sits next to me >asks me if I've ever been kissed >I take out my gameboy >she starts whispering in my ear >I start sweating >I look down >the cream is seeping through my jeans, Making me look like I cummed >she notices >I notice >I open my Fannie pack to grab some Kleenexes >my spaghetti falls out all over >I start sweating more >realize I forgot to wipe my ass >whole entire bus smells like shit and spaghetti >bus gets to school >try and run to bathroom >teacher catches me >it's penis inspection day >my name is Alan aardvark >I have to go first >nurse demands for me to take off my pants >I rufuse >she wrestles me down, and gets a microscope real close to my crotch >close my eyes and scream the guile scream on top of my lungs >she unzips my pants, the smell of spaghetti, cream and shit leaks out >she pukes on my dick >gets expelled

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  • My dick is too hard

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    10/10 i r8 8/8

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