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Edited by SanGWeeE:
11/4/2015 1:24:12 AM
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40 Things Not To Do In An Airport
1.Yell "Allahu Ahkbar"and throw milk jugs
2.Whisper to your friend in front of a guard"You are the bomb".
3.Say you lost your green card.
4.Play CSGO
5.Wear a dark hoodie with hood up,constantly check your watch,hang onto your backpack like its a lifeline
6.Ask the guard very loudly "IS THAT A GUN"
7.Ask everybodies holiday and say yours is 9/11
8.Yell "I hope we don"t crash very loudly
9.Put candlesticks and a clock in your suitcase for the xray tech too see.
10.Speak Russian to a friend in front of a group then speak Russian to the group.
11.Say "Hey got a lighter...?No don"t worry about I just need to use it for something"
12.Yell "Hi Jack" To your friend jack
13.Say "Bomb has been planted"
14.Sing light em up while passing through security.
15.Drop off a suitcase get on your phone & say package delivered.
16.Say to a guard very loudly "I have the -blam!-ing bomb.
17.Unroll duct tape loudly and yell loudly "Don't worry its going off in 30"
18.Yell "CRAP ITS LEAKING"
19.Say the drinks are cheap
20.Yell "JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS"
21.Whisper in front of the pilot to your friend "Is it suppose to be ticking?"
22.Say "You got it right"
23.Insist that you need a full cavity search
24.When on the plane rant profusely that the plane will crash
25.Whisper to your friend "Remember,no Russian"
26.While in the line to board look nervously at the plane and whisper "It should"ve gone off by now".
27.Say "Dammit you killed the pilot I just said to seriously injure him".
28.Be arab (not my idea)
29.Bring a detonator press and scream "Allahu Akbar"
30.Kill everyone
31.Ask security the best place for a bomb
32.Join the mile high club without a partner (insert Lenny face here)
33.Ask the security if he has any idea where your bomb is.
34.Sell coca cola and call it coke
35.Scream has anyone seen my bomb
36.Be arab
37.Be a crab
38.Chant islamic prayers throughout plane ride and make gun shot noises every five to ten minutes
39.Bump this thread -.-
40.Make a shop called "Aloha Snackbar"
Comment any ideas you have.Very bored
Edit:Who tf bumped this
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Talk about admiral Akbar from Star Wars loudly and about how everything is a trap.
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Play Counter Strike with the volume up all the way
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I instantly thought of CSGO before clicking on here
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Number 25 I'm so done
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*slowly notes the name of OP for research*
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Masturbate in the line of metal detectors. If you have balls of steel, you get extra points.
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Yell it a trap and run off the plane before it takes off
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Tie off while waiting to board
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DFW is a great place to make a video about it.
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Ask the police men/women where your bomb is
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1 ReplyCarry a briefcase full of jellybeans and dildos and 'accidentally' spill it in front of the security guards
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I eat legos
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2 RepliesAbsolutely lost on the no Russian one lol
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[quote]1.Yell "Allahu Ahkbar"and throw milk jugs 2.Whisper to your friend in front of a guard"You are the bomb". 3.Say you lost your green card. 4.Play CSGO 5.Wear a dark hoodie with hood up,constantly check your watch,hang onto your backpack like its a lifeline 6.Ask the guard very loudly "IS THAT A GUN" 7.Ask everybodies holiday and say yours is 9/11 8.Yell "I hope we don"t crash very loudly 9.Put candlesticks and a clock in your suitcase for the xray tech too see. 10.Speak Russian to a friend in front of a group then speak Russian to the group. 11.Say "Hey got a lighter...?No don"t worry about I just need to use it for something" 12.Yell "Hi Jack" To your friend jack 13.Say "Bomb has been planted" 14.Sing light em up while passing through security. 15.Drop off a suitcase get on your phone & say package delivered. 16.Say to a guard very loudly "I have the -blam!-ing bomb. 17.Unroll duct tape loudly and yell loudly "Don't worry its going off in 30" 18.Yell "CRAP ITS LEAKING" 19.Say the drinks are cheap 20.Yell "JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS" 21.Whisper in front of the pilot to your friend "Is it suppose to be ticking?" 22.Say "You got it right" 23.Insist that you need a full cavity search 24.When on the plane rant profusely that the plane will crash 25.Whisper to your friend "Remember,no Russian" 26.While in the line to board look nervously at the plane and whisper "It should"ve gone off by now". 27.Say "Dammit you killed the pilot I just said to seriously injure him". 28.Be arab (not my idea) 29.Bring a detonator press and scream "Allahu Akbar" 30.Kill everyone 31.Ask security the best place for a bomb 32.Join the mile high club without a partner (insert Lenny face here) 33.Ask the security if he has any idea where your bomb is. 34.Sell coca cola and call it coke 35.Scream has anyone seen my bomb 36.Be arab 37.Be a crab 38.Chant islamic prayers throughout plane ride and make gun shot noises every five to ten minutes 39.Bump this thread -.- 40.Make a shop called "Aloha Snackbar" Comment any ideas you have.Very bored Edit:Who tf bumped this[/quote]
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1 Reply[quote]1.Yell "Allahu Ahkbar"and throw milk jugs 2.Whisper to your friend in front of a guard"You are the bomb". 3.Say you lost your green card. 4.Play CSGO 5.Wear a dark hoodie with hood up,constantly check your watch,hang onto your backpack like its a lifeline 6.Ask the guard very loudly "IS THAT A GUN" 7.Ask everybodies holiday and say yours is 9/11 8.Yell "I hope we don"t crash very loudly 9.Put candlesticks and a clock in your suitcase for the xray tech too see. 10.Speak Russian to a friend in front of a group then speak Russian to the group. 11.Say "Hey got a lighter...?No don"t worry about I just need to use it for something" 12.Yell "Hi Jack" To your friend jack 13.Say "Bomb has been planted" 14.Sing light em up while passing through security. 15.Drop off a suitcase get on your phone & say package delivered. 16.Say to a guard very loudly "I have the -blam!-ing bomb. 17.Unroll duct tape loudly and yell loudly "Don't worry its going off in 30" 18.Yell "CRAP ITS LEAKING" 19.Say the drinks are cheap 20.Yell "JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS" 21.Whisper in front of the pilot to your friend "Is it suppose to be ticking?" 22.Say "You got it right" 23.Insist that you need a full cavity search 24.When on the plane rant profusely that the plane will crash 25.Whisper to your friend "Remember,no Russian" 26.While in the line to board look nervously at the plane and whisper "It should"ve gone off by now". 27.Say "Dammit you killed the pilot I just said to seriously injure him". 28.Be arab (not my idea) 29.Bring a detonator press and scream "Allahu Akbar" 30.Kill everyone 31.Ask security the best place for a bomb 32.Join the mile high club without a partner (insert Lenny face here) 33.Ask the security if he has any idea where your bomb is. 34.Sell coca cola and call it coke 35.Scream has anyone seen my bomb 36.Be arabSchißer an unt Club lacht ich bin ociyont ve 37.Be a crab 38.Chant islamic prayers throughout plane ride and make gun shot noises every five to ten minutes 39.Bump this thread -.- 40.Make a shop called "Aloha Snackbar" Comment any ideas you have.Very bored Edit:Who tf bumped this[/quote]
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2 Repliesi'm sorry, but what does Allahu Ahkbar mean? i can tell it must be from some old game
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1 ReplyI'm in an airport right now and I'm bumping this thread. Is the TSA going to get me???
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2 RepliesUse the iGun app with full volume to make gunshot noises.
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1 ReplyEdited by FullCrimsonic: 10/14/2015 5:18:33 AMIf you opened up a business called the Aloha Snackbar.... You could really make a killing off of it [spoiler]XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD[/spoiler]
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Walk in with fully body armor and a face mask
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Walk up to baggage claim and yell "Y'ALL MOTHER -blam!-ERS NEED ALLAH!"
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Play Insurgency, half the game is shooting, and the other half is yelling ALLAHU ACKBAR with your teammates Seriously, if you are a insurgent in the game. 90% of the time your team is yelling Allah ackbar
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Snakes
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Ask security guard if metal detectors detect plastic explosives
