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Edited by Veration: 6/3/2015 8:02:51 PM
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Heartfelt Announcement Repost

I just wanted to repost this beautiful PSA Jpnn posted once before. [quote][b][u]DISCLAIMER[/u][/b] There are feels ahead, and a legitimate message for anyone who reads this. If you do not want feels, or a legitimate message, read no further. 0/10 The worst poop of my life. It started out like all my other poops. I poop about once every three days, so my poops are usually large and extremely messy. My stomach started to ooze and I felt a sharp pain. I knew it was time. I run to the bathroom and throw down my shorts and boxers, planting my asscheeks on the toilet seat, staring at the bathroom door waiting for the monster that's inevitably coming out of my anus. As I push harder and harder, I fart. No poop had come out yet. I pushed and pushed, and eventually it was as if I had just squeezed a Capri Sun until it exploded. I felt the back of my testicles getting drenched in shit juice. I could hear the gallons of liquid pouring out of my bunghole into the toilet water. the bathroom began to wreak of sweat, vomit, and utter shit. I stand up to look at the damage I had caused, but when I look into the toilet, nothing. Empty. No shit had entered the toilet. Where did it go? Where did the shit go? I wipe my ass, nothing. I wipe the back of my balls, nothing. The mystery of this shit still haunts me. I am literally still on the toilet while typing this, as I am too afraid to leave the bathroom. Please, please help me., even if it is someone else putting text onto an Internet forum. Be strong, because you can beat it. I also would like to say, if you gotta talk to someone, you can always talk to your friendly forum Sunbro. Have a good day everyone, and always remember to Praise the Sun! \'[T]/[/quote]

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