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Edited by Smugcifer: 6/3/2015 1:32:21 AM
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Easy Kaliks Reborn 34 PoE

Things you'll need: -Sex appeal -All the bitches -An Exo Hunter, a human Hunter, and an awoken Warlock. -A long ass dong. (Note: must be AT LEAST 3400 grimoire long) -The "Eye of Osiris" emblem (because you know PvP definitely reflects your swag level in PvE). -3 eggs. -A student loan of over 20,000 dollars. -Confidence -Charm -Lots 'O' Mountain Dew™ and Doritos™. -One of your dad's nudie magazines with the pages stuck together. -A sacrifice to our dark lord Master Rahool. -The blood of a virgin (no, your sister doesn't count, she's a slut). -3 Gjallarhorns Step 1: Kill all enemies that spawn immediately. Step 2: Wait until the gorge... Step 3: Gjallarhorn. -TL;DR Git gud. Edit 1: OMGEE! MERM! GET TEH CAMERAA! WERE R TRENDING! "Why couldn't you be more like your brother?" -Mom

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