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Edited by Spurs: 9/23/2014 5:14:18 AM
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Truth or Dare?

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Dare

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First of all, vote truth or dare in the poll, and then reveal your choice from below. [b]Truth:[/b] [spoiler]Is there anything "dirty" in your internet history for today? (If you use private browsing, then would there be?)[/spoiler] [b]Dare:[/b] [spoiler]I dare you to paste the last thing you copied and post it as a reply.[/spoiler] [i]Credit to "[b]A Coke Box[/b]" for sparking my idea for this.[/i]

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  • What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

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