[spoiler][url=http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Sheogorath]This guy[/url] has a lot of eligible quotes.[/spoiler]"I once dug a pit and filled it with balls. Or was it clowns? It doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Balls don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears." [i]- Sheogorath, TES IV: Oblivion[/i] Actually, I have a better one from Sheggy. "Jyggalag's balls are gathering in The Fringe! [i]I hate it[/i] when people gather balls in my Fringe!"