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[b]Hands on your dick, you're under arrest for creating a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) thread without consulting the illuminati. We have a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trained on your position who will not hesitate to fire and ejaculate on your rekt corpse. Failure to comply with commands will result in illuminati justice.
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