This is the church of RNGesus. The giver of life, the taker of joy. From which all our pain and all our pleasure is born. That omnipotent entity that makes us grind, crawl, destroy, fail, and victorious all for our chance at his grace. We pray to thee as humble receivers of your malice and your miracles. Please hear our prayers.
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RNGesus, why have you forsaken thee? I've played since launch, helped thy fellow guardian through every bit of content, and watched players rejoice over their well deserved victories. Time and time again, I've seen thy fellow guardian laugh and cry over the one weapon to rule them all. I've watched so many chests be opened, and seen so many friends be blessed with the ghallajorn. With a congratulations to thee fellow player, I held back my heartbreak, and continued to pray to you. RNGesus, why doth thou give me thunderlord after thunderlord, over and over. All I ask for is a ghallajorn, so I may join the ranks of my fellow guardians. Let this prayer be answered, and I'll continue helping fellow guardians in your name.