Describe what it is.
FatherlyNick is a line of men perfume that is only sold during winter. The tagline is: [I]"Who's your daddy?"[/I]
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The Cellar Door is an emergency contraceptive (plan-b/morning after pill). [i]Baby on board? Send it through The Cellar Door![/i]
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I'm alright with this
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Mexican beer for gamers
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Do YOU, kind citizen, like butter? But is it too hard for you to spread on your bread? Well I have the solution for you! Introducing: SemisolidButter! Butter that is somewhat solid but spreads like peanut butter! Perfect for the elderly! Lazy Or incompetent! Buy now you lazy bastards!
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A pokemon brand power drink? Good for boxing and math?
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A robot brand, built for war
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ShotgunKing!It increases the range and impact on your shotguns! It would be like some ammo. [i]Become the ShotgunKing today![/i]
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Some sort of Christmas themed dildo...
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I guess I could be some sort of cologne
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Make mine for me I'm lost :/
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Diagnosing Tumblr users with cancer for years!
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Shulk-A pleasure toy
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Edited by addiecorps: 6/14/2015 5:25:18 PMaddiecorps- [i]the newest innovative translight warp drive.[/i] Researched and Developed by addiecorp™
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...a new church creating machine? ... ...
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...A cow milking machine?
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Must I say more?
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Veration is a medicine to treat schizophrenia.
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Get your Aly Oop gear while you can Basketball season is here !!
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Htrooper10, A new form of pain killer that is like an adrenaline rush! You feel nothing!
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KDA420 Extra Large Natural Hemp Rolling Papers. Who says you can't have quality AND quantity.
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Edited by baadog13: 6/14/2015 2:15:56 PMTired of being the good guy? Tired of d bags getting all the girls? Then put on bad dog perfume and watch the girls flock to the alpha male. The irresistible smell of ragged fur and puppies will lure them in faster than a dog to a peanut butter covered waffle. Now I'm 13 original fragrances including: who let the dogs out?, naughty dog, and night wolf. DISCLAIMER: Any attraction of actual dogs to you is an accident and we will not be liable for any damage caused because of humping.
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I'm already everyone's waifu...
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I'm pretty sure mine already is minus the numbers.
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Express delivery. "Truly fast, truly swift, True Velox"
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A vibrating cock ring in the shape of a cog. And when you turn it on it counts to 64 and then says "GO!" And it jacks you off under 10 seconds. Patent pending.
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The Deathwalkers are basically Terminators Only better And we actually have control over them. We are Death Incorporated. We are a PMC.