You receive a warning from an unknown assailant that you have ten minutes before they besiege your school. (Yes you are actually in the building) what do you do in ten minutes? Prepare for war? Hog the pencils? Eat those Doritos you've been just waaaaaaiiiiiitttimg to eat?
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
ALARM!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
I REPEAT: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!
BWEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
Rules:
You can't leave the grounds/building or buildings
You have no superpowers
You can't become God
You don't have any resources other than what is at the school
(The school is not a weapon)
EDIT: THE RULES HAVE CHANGED!!! You only have five minutes left!
DEDIT 2: 300 replies! Awesome!
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I think about that a lot when my professors are boring the shit out of me. Freshmen year we had mandatory Alice training. We were told we could use whatever we had to to save lives. So I would totally stack a bunch of shit against the doors, then get computers and tvs (expensive shit) to throw at or bludgeon the attackers with. Just so I could spend as much cleanup money as possible haha. Also, I would totally take some lights out of the ceilings, break them, and use the sharp, jagged lightbulb tubes to kill the attackers as well. I get really bored in class. Especially non major, liberal arts classes that seem pointless to me.