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#curious

originally posted in:Mystery Shards
5/22/2015 1:56:20 PM
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Poor Xur

You may want to wash your hands thoroughly after your next visit to Xur. While checking in with him today, I heard him divulge "I don't have complete control over my movements." While I am flattered that he is comfortable confiding in me, I'm not sure what to do with that information...could it be a veiled reference to an exotic quest or a plea for help. What do The Nine recommend for incontinence? Mr Mendleson

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