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Edited by waylon PH:
5/22/2015 3:55:01 AM
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Any Destiny Joke's out there?
Puns, or yo momma (xur, cryptarch guy, xander etc) type of joke are acceptable
Lets see who got them best joke!!!
Edit 1: yeah pick up lines and bar jokes accepted in here!
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Why do Titans eyes always hurt? [spoiler]Because they can't Blink[/spoiler] What's the difference between your ghost and a burglar? [spoiler]A burglar doesn't set off every alarm[/spoiler] My girlfriend is like my Suros Regime... [spoiler]I don't have a Suros Regime...[/spoiler] Why can't Praetorians ever win in court? [spoiler]Because their defense is Void[/spoiler]
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[quote]Puns, or yo momma (xur, cryptarch guy, xander etc) type of joke are acceptable Lets see who got them best joke!!! Edit 1: yeah pick up lines and bar jokes accepted in here![/quote] You're stats are pretty funny
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Why...
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A captain teleports accidentally over a cliff,[spoiler] you could say he is fallen from the Cliff [/spoiler]
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An Awoken and an Exo meet up in the Tower. As they're talking, the Exo keeps twitching his head to the side. After a while, the Awoken can't ignore this and asks if the Exo is OK. "Yeah," comes the reply, "I was just hanging out with Xur and I think I've picked up an Exo tic.."
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1 ReplyWhen's a girl most deadly? [spoiler]When she has her Red Death[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'd tell you the one about Gjallarhorn but you wouldn't get it...
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Yo momma's so fat, the cabal blew her up for getting in their way
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3 RepliesThe story
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2 RepliesHow do you make a vacuum suck more? You let a hunter use it.
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Best joke? Destiny. [spoiler]jk I actually like this game[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI had a good one but i Phogoth it
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1 ReplyEdited by Quavo: 5/22/2015 3:28:05 AMI was gonna tell a gjallarhorn joke, but you'll never get it :) not original but gold
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Oh i got a joke and i know one its "Autorifle"
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Man at the side of the road, sign reads: "Will do horrible things for ether keys"
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It's the truth
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2 RepliesSo Xur and Rahool are at a bar and they are sittin around drinkin and havin a good time. A young boy comes up to him and recognizes him. He says, "WHOAHHHH! Its Xur! Agent of the Nine!" Xur says, "oh hello little boy what can I do for you?" The boy says, "Can I get your autograph?" Xur replies, "uhhh well why would you want my autograph?" The little boy says, "well because youre my hero! Youre my favorite actor!" Xur signs the autograph and then the boy leaves. Rahool asks what that was all about. Xur just shrugs and quickly changes subject. Later that night Rahool is at home and skims across his emails and recieves a Porn-Hub notification that there was a new video uploaded in his favorite category, Hentai. He clicks on the video and sees a familiar face. When the character looks up its Xur. Rahool looks in the comments and sees one that reads, "You're my favorite actor!" Not very funny but I'm bored and just thought this was retarded.
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Girl do u got purple pants because dat ass is legendary
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Edited by waylon PH: 5/22/2015 3:08:38 AM.............
