This one's a multi-parter, so stick with me.
A plane takes off of the runway with 500 bricks onboard. Halfway through the flight it loses one brick. How many bricks are left on the plane?
[spoiler]499[/spoiler]
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
[spoiler]Open up the door and put it in.[/spoiler]
How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator?
[spoiler]Open up the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in the refrigerator.[/spoiler]
The lion king calls a meeting of all of the animals in the jungle. Every single animal shows up except one. Which one is it?
[spoiler]The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator.[/spoiler]
A woman comes to a river in the jungle infested with crocodiles. How does she get across?
[spoiler]She swims across. All of the crocodiles are at the meeting.[/spoiler]
She only makes it halfway across, though. Why?
[spoiler]She gets hit by a brick.[/spoiler]
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I don't get how that was funny.. Oh well
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I was looking for that damn brick like it was Waldo
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That's some complicated thinking