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5/19/2015 8:43:53 PM
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My girlfriend graduates in 24 hours and is making me take her shopping.
I'm crying reading the forums in some designer store rn
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2 RepliesWhen you are 40, you will be praying to have a girlfriend that is about to graduate and wants you to take her shopping.
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2 RepliesMy wife threw a shit fit when i wouldn't go for a "family walk"[spoiler]i went[/spoiler]
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Spend that time to be with her. All these idiots are telling you to leave her some where and go home to play game. -blam!-ing idiots. Be a good boyfriend and be with her
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You kidding me? Realize what you've got before it's gone man. Spend some quality time with her, give her your opinion about everything she tries on.
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3 Repliestake her to get her hair done bitches love getting their hair done plus it will take like 4 hours so use that time to go home and play Destiny
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3 RepliesAll I want to do is spend time with that new dead orbit shotgun.
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1 ReplyRekt ! [spoiler]reroll girlfriend[/spoiler]
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Trade for newer model.
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1 ReplyWait till she's in the dressing room and leave her there
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Buy her an orange Julius at the mall. Guaranteed at least a HJ on the way home.
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1 ReplyMaybe she pull you into the change booth
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2 RepliesDo it. There's always that possibility that you might get laid later. Women appreciate supportive men, and sometimes that appreciation is expressed through sexytime. Pu$$y is way better than videogames, friend. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that.
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1 ReplyLol I have to go to my sister graduation. What a waste of a -blam!-ing day.
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Oh no!! This is horrible. There are loads of ugly single people out there at home alone fapping to anime and cleaning cheeto cheese dust of their controllers. Don't complain. Even if you're an ugly mofo at least someone is willing to put up with your ass and finds you attractive. This is not a punishment.
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I'll gladly take her off your hands. ;)
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2 RepliesSounds like a real selfish bitch.
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Congrats its more important you can play later. Be a big boy
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Ha.. same here. Watching her buy all this shit clothing.. with my money. I know the feeling. You're not alone.
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1 ReplyA video game is the world you can emirs yourself in while real life is the world that you live in. There is more content in real life than there is in a game.
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You will be rewarded with boobs and Destiny playing time. Hang in there...
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Time to get a new girlfriend
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I feel for you bro
