F[b]u[/b]ck this.
*Throws you out of the car*
[spoiler]Are you emo or some shit?[/spoiler]
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*taxi tosses you out, repeatedly runs over you* [spoiler]emotional? Ofcourse not, I'm a girl[/spoiler]
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[quote]*I toss taxi out, and repeatedly runs over it*[/quote] Fixed.
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*taxi is amused at the state of oblivion in which it has left you*
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Taxi is an inanimate object, it does not have feelings.
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You clearly have not met my taxi.
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I know you taxi very well. [spoiler]I ride her every night.[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]
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Clearly you dont. [spoiler]its a dude.[/spoiler][spoiler]thats probably why your asshole is loose.[/spoiler]
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She wears a strap on when you're around.
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Thats only for you, since you're into the whole dp.
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No, It's just for you. The only time I see it is when you're around.
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Thats cute. But really, are you even aware you're taking a huge shit right now? *looks at your pants* You really should see a medical professional about that...
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Well I am on the toilet right now...
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Just keep checking to see if you're done...
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Just finished, I was constipated.
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Edited by JulieCakes: 5/17/2015 6:31:08 PMWell now you can thank my taxi for reking your ass, im sure it was a painless exit.
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No, I rekted her ass. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]
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If that cup of denial makes you feel better, ok.
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She'll show you the scars. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]
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Are you trying to tell me you're a big boy?
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I see... very nice