*Pours salt on bullet wound*

*gun is pointed to your head* if I were you I'd leave the lady alone.

Ahhhh....[spoiler]yassss...[/spoiler]

F[b]u[/b]ck this. *Throws you out of the car* [spoiler]Are you emo or some shit?[/spoiler]

*taxi tosses you out, repeatedly runs over you* [spoiler]emotional? Ofcourse not, I'm a girl[/spoiler]

[quote]*I toss taxi out, and repeatedly runs over it*[/quote] Fixed.

*taxi is amused at the state of oblivion in which it has left you*

Taxi is an inanimate object, it does not have feelings.

You clearly have not met my taxi.

I know you taxi very well. [spoiler]I ride her every night.[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]

Clearly you dont. [spoiler]its a dude.[/spoiler][spoiler]thats probably why your asshole is loose.[/spoiler]

She wears a strap on when you're around.

Thats only for you, since you're into the whole dp.

No, It's just for you. The only time I see it is when you're around.

Thats cute. But really, are you even aware you're taking a huge shit right now? *looks at your pants* You really should see a medical professional about that...

Well I am on the toilet right now...

Just keep checking to see if you're done...

Just finished, I was constipated.

Well now you can thank my taxi for reking your ass, im sure it was a painless exit.

No, I rekted her ass. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]

If that cup of denial makes you feel better, ok.

She'll show you the scars. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]

Are you trying to tell me you're a big boy?

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