Bish plz, I can make a better grilled cheese sandwich than you any day.

I was trained since birth in this art. I have successfully mastered the skill of sammich making. Does your jelly squeeze out at the edges? Do you taste too much mayo? Did you have enough cheese on it? The question was how to make the best GD sammich a man has ever made. While playing Destiny, I would ask myself, "What should I be working on?" The typical answer will be the most immediate problem to be solved, rather than the most important. Clearly sammich making is a top priority in my life.

My grilled cheese is so miraculous that it can get a man pregnant. I once made a grilled cheese so perfect, all Terminators in the future will be duplicated from my sammich. Chuck Norris ate one of my grilled cheese sammiches, that's why he's the OP bastard he is today. Want to know how the Atom Bomb was really made? Someone tried to read the ingredients to my sammich and their head exploded.