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5/15/2015 1:38:58 AM
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I'm a guy ok, and I've been dating this one girl for like about a year and a half at the time but we watched one of those really cheesy movies where they couple runs away from their parents to get married. So after that she looked at me with tears in her eyes and buried her face in my chest saying "I only wish we could be that romantic" so since it was summer the next night I threw rocks at her window and threw up a rope ladder when she opened the window up. We snuck out together and spent the next 3 days in my family's cabin the woods watching old Star Wars movies, making cookies, and shooting each other with water guns. But on the last night it was a full moon and I looked at my girlfriend and I knew she was the one so while she wasn't looking I got down on one knee and pulled out an engagement ring. I said "Elizebeth you are the best thing to ever happen to me. I wanna be with you for the rest of my life and grow old with you." Tears were streaming out her eyes and she nodded yes. The wedding was held a year later at the same cabin and she became pregnant soon after with a boy we named Luke. We are a very happy family together and I wouldn't have it any other way.
[spoiler]lol jk I've never had a girlfriend [/spoiler]
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Oh. [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b][i]Ohh...[/i][/b]
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-blam!-ing boss.
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You MONSTER I believed that!
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[quote] [spoiler]lol jk I've never had a girlfriend [/spoiler][/quote] Oh
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Dag nabbit Randal!
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I expected a Darth Vader to come in somewhere
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[quote]I'm a guy ok, and I've been dating this one girl for like about a year and a half at the time but we watched one of those really cheesy movies where they couple runs away from their parents to get married. So after that she looked at me with tears in her eyes and buried her face in my chest saying "I only wish we could be that romantic" so since it was summer the next night I threw rocks at her[/quote]
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[quote][quote]the next night I threw rocks at her[/quote][/quote]
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Edited by AStupidThing: 5/15/2015 4:23:02 AMMade me laugh out loud!
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I just sorta stopped there cause I got distracted by a notification and just started laughing.
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Expected bel air ending. Was dissapointed.
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...that story was so touching... Then you killed it...
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U sir read the spoiler
