Mine is "How do you win?" Or "what's the point of the game" or when I die "wow you suck"
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*rages on dark souls* Friend: why are you even playing this if you aren't even having fun Me: shut up coward you don't even -blam!-ing know what the -blam!- -blam!-ing fun -blam!-ing is Friend: woah calm down bro Me: *intensity intensifies*