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5/12/2015 1:44:27 AM
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*a gas masked man in a wheelchair rolls up to you*
"Greetings... Suit of gear. You wish to join us?"
English
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*The suit doesn't seem to acknowledge your presence. The speaker, however, does.* "Why yes, yes we would. Where and how do we apply?"
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Edited by Chinkronomicon: 5/12/2015 1:58:36 AM"You must fight either a Lieutenant/Admin, an official Teacher, or Ninja himself to be approved. And... Don't tell me you're invisible and just wearing that suit."
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"Oh no, sir, I do not wear the armor! I merely command it. I, for one, am too small to wear such armor. Besides, no one has ever stepped foot into Sir Ninerwuntoo's boots. "Anyhoo, where can I find these individuals that you speak of?"
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"My suggestion? Look for them. (Make a post that specifies you looking for them, perhaps?) It seems that Ninja is present at the moment, so I suggest you seek him."
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Me. Alejandro Salazar Artillery COmmander. Retired MArs chemical trooper. *offers Sportsman handshake*
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*The suit doesn't respond.* "I'm sorry, Mr. Artillery, but my "associate" is not fond of physical contact, even with friendly intent. And due to my unfortunate position, I am not able to return your handshake. But, please trust me! I am shaking your hand in spirit!"
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*processes this* DOnt tell your Suit AI went rouge?
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"I do not know what that is, Mr. Artillery."
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Artificial intelegence.
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"Ahh. Well, sir, it's just me in here, I can assure you. A symbiotic relationship!" *The voice chuckles at his observation.*
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So its alive? *pokes the suit*
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"NO, STOP!" *The suit suddenly moves to grab your arm.*
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*reacts and uses an open aplm Punch to push him away*
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*The suit is pushed away. It equips and flicks out the telescopic baton, then begins briskly walking forward.*
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*takes out a long combat machete*
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*The suit moves to hit the hands holding the weapon, in attempt to disarm you.*
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*uses hte other amr to blcok the hit* *swings upward cutting thrhgt the chest*
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*The suit stumbles. The attack leaves a gash in the armor, but the suit doesn't acknowledge it. The suit attempts to attack the head with the baton.*
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*cathces the baton and cus it with the Machete*
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*The machete merely makes a dent on the baton, revealing it to be metallic.* *The suit switches to plan C. It moves to tackle you to the ground and try to incapacitate you.*
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*grabs his neck and keeps him away* (he is 1.90 tall so his arms are long) *pushes you away and jump on his feet*
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*Suit stumbles backwards, finds its baton on the ground, and reequips it. Then, it begins sprinting towards you.*
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wrong move *spartans kick him into the ground* *starts walkng* (he is actually trying to run but hes armor is that heavy)
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*Suit hastily gets up and tries circling around the enemy.*
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Darn it..... ALPHA RUMBLE! *stomps the groudn creating a groundshaking shockwave*
