[spoiler]When a moon is hanging out a window Some imbecile is proud of his behind You now receive way too much info And the image is burned into your mind There's nothing grosser than a man with a hairy ass Man with a hairy ass A hairy ass Everybody! A hairy ass Every chair is nice and cushy When you have a bushy tushy You can make it look more dapper If you buy a good weedwacker Doesn't help a girl's libido When you wear a tiny Speedo A hairy ass! Everybody! A hairy ass! When a girl is lying in a dark room Her brand new lover's naked in her bed She runs her fingers down his body And lets out a scream that wakes the dead Her hands are tangled up in his scary hairy ass His scary hairy ass A hairy ass Everybody! A hairy ass![/spoiler]