Me: *Minding business fighting Dark souls 2 boss.*
Sister: *Slithers out of her lair to disturb said business minder.*
Me: *Sees slithering snake prepares for annoyance.*
Sister: Hey is it okay if I watch T.V.?
Me: Sure lemme finish this boss and make it to the next bonfire.
Sister: But my show comes on in 5 minutes!
Me: Your show should pick better timing.
Wench: What are you doing anyway? You should go outside more.
Me: You should keep said opinion to thine self.
Sister: *Grabs remote while I'm focusing on not getting removed from existence.*
Sister: *Changes T.V. input to cable.*
Me: *Grabs sister by shirt throws on ground, proceeds to thoroughly curb stomp ovaries.*
Whore: Why are you so violent?
Me: -blam!- off.
Heretic: Give me back the remote.
Me: -blam!- off a cliff.
Me: Switch back to Dark souls 2, repeat boss that was 2- swings from a graveyard.
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