Who are the enemies? People: Ask the teachers for the last lead pencil they keep in their vault. Sharpen it, stab everyone. Aliens: Attack them in any way I can to find their weakness. If they have no weakness, I stab myself with the lead pencil. Lions: Lead them into the forest and climb a tree. They lose me and get tired. And in the forest the mighty forest the lions will sleep tonight :) Tigers: Form a whip out of linked paperclips and tame one. Once I have my tamed tiger, I shall ride it into battle. Bears: Make a paperclip whip (thats fun to say), grab the fire extinguisher, spray it all over the bears, and attack them. I'll use my paperclip whip to choke one to death. Lions & tigers & bears: Oh my! Well, in that case, we're fùcked. Godzilla: "Hey! Godzilla! Down here! Just go ahead and kill me now so we can get this over with!" Chuck Norris: *hides in the underground tornado shelter* *forgets Chuck Norris can swim in land* Nicholas Cage: "Nathan, grab the beehive" Kim Jong Un: "'Murica!" *gets shot* Cthulhu: *gets on knees and bows* "Praise Cthulhu!" [spoiler]As you should probably know by now, none of this is based in reality. So don't go gettin' factual on me.[/spoiler]