Currently, at the party: Hunter is bragging about his scout rifle. He say's it cannot be beat. A Titan comes over and beats the living shit out of his gun, and throws it out the window. Hunter laughs and pulls out new scout rifle. Titan takes that new gun and breaks it over the top of Titan's head. Hunter snickers and pulls out another scout rifle. Titan becomes enraged and slams the ground. Hunter jumps up in shock and throws his knife. Titan grabs it and breaks it in half. Hunter takes his scout rifle and aims it at Titan. Titan punches the ground and gains a defensive purple shield. Warlock then enters, and looks around in horror. Out of pure defensive reflex, Hunter shoots Warlock in the head. Warlock falls to the ground, but self-revives herself. Warlock throws grenades in frenzy, while Titan punches anything in his vicinity, as Hunter shoots anything he sees. As the chaos continues, a worthless Fallen Dreg walks in and watches. Then a Hive Acolyte stumbles in and stares. Next, a Vex Goblin happens to walk in the madness and watches. Thereafter, a Cabal Psion flies in and views the sight. Eventually, the fight dumbs down. Everyone stares at everyone, until Dreg pulls out a bottle of Evan William's 1979 Whiskey. Everyone passes the bottle around and they all get extremely drunk. The next day... "Hey, Titan! Check out my new scout rifle! It can't be beat"!