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5/5/2015 3:57:43 AM
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What the weirdest thing thats been said to you?
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May the weirdness begin... :D
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I patient of mine told me the antipsychotics she was on made the groundhogs in her back yard "[i]look frickin' huge[/i], then proceeded to ask me if: A) I had a girlfriend B) I had a boyfriend C) If I could help her find either D) If I would come over to trip on her meds
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1 ReplyGooberdoober clooberdoober. Who even made that up? I don't even...
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1 Reply"You don't have balls, you have [i]ovaries![/i] And not very big ones!"
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1 Reply"Can I cut off a little bit of your hair"
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1 ReplyYou didn't brush your eyebrows today?
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1 ReplyOkay class if you don't hand in your homework on time you anus will be fisted.
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1 ReplyEdited by Masque of Night: 5/5/2015 4:13:06 AMSome dude I didn't know walked up to me and asked if I was part of the Illuminati. This was back in high school at least three or four years ago. It's not as strange an encounter as it could've been, but it was just so completely random.
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I'm a big guy This girl asked me if I could wear a bra and she would pay me
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When I was 8, my mom told me that if I kissed a girl, she would steal my gum out of my mouth.
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"Can I twerk on you?"
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"The sun is a planet"
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A girl told me to suck her wiener before
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2 RepliesEdited by Deus_Irae: 5/5/2015 4:00:06 AM"Can I rub your ears?"
