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5/4/2015 11:34:23 PM
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Someone stole my mood ring,
I don't know how I feel about that.
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.
To the handicapped guy who stole my bag,
You can hide but you can't run.
And The Lord said to john "come fourth and you will receive eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What's green fuzzy and if it fell out a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
Someone stole my Microsoft office, they're gonna pay.
You have my word.
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Wow 14 replys on a stupid joke thread
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Those sound very Stephen Lynch-y. "I used spot remover on my dog, now he's gone".
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These are all great!
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Didn't get #3 but they rest were great!
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The handicapped guy can't run. Ever heard "you can run but you can't hide"?
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Really? Lol
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[spoiler]A handicapped guy can't run The phrase is you can't run but can't hide I switched it because I'm funny [/spoiler]
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Oh I get it, you switched the phrase.
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Wow you guys liked these more than I thought
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I heard Mitch Hedburgs voice while I was reading these. ;)
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Lol haven't heard anyone of these before! XD
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Just a few
