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5/3/2015 3:28:06 PM
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Order whatever you want, love. It's all in me
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*raises eyebrow* Love? I think not. "Barkeep! I'll have 2 of everything on the menu"
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Anything for you darling *my blood pressure rises as I spend 1k odd dollars
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*drinks all of the alcohol* *-*
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Looks like I'll be driving you home tonight
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[b]I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!![/b]
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;_; ok sweet heart just calm down there. *tries to take alcohol from you
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[b]NOO!!![/b]
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Julie, I'm going to need you to calm down okay? Just take some of these happy pills and everything will be ok...
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*takes pill container, drinks all of the pills*
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Oh, shit. Julie I'm gonna need you to throw up now ok? Or else, you're gonna die
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I said... [spoiler][b]I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! ![/b][/spoiler]
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Julie, are you feeling alright? I heard cocaine can help with the alcohol and the drugs... [spoiler]Jesus, I've created a monster[/spoiler]
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*looks for da coke*
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LOVR ME JULIE
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[b]GIVE ME DA COKE[/b]
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There, I changed my motto to Julie's bitch. [spoiler]AND I'M PROUD OF IT[/spoiler] [spoiler]LOVE ME MORE JULIE [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmfao[/spoiler] [spoiler]*loves you*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I'm surprised you can keep up with all the replies [/spoiler] [spoiler]Well done[/spoiler] [spoiler]*loves you*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]thank you[/spoiler][spoiler]i often miss some[/spoiler][spoiler]*slaps you and shoves your face into a toilet bowl*[/spoiler][spoiler]cause you my bitch[/spoiler][spoiler]ok bby?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Alrighty hon[/spoiler] [spoiler]Can I call you that? I think we're at that level now[/spoiler] [spoiler]*gives puppy eyes*[/spoiler]
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No. [spoiler]you can call me hun, or master.[/spoiler]
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Ok master [spoiler]HALP ME [/spoiler]
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*smirks* What do you need help with?
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You ._.
