Me: Why, hello sir. Surely you understand that this boy is special needs. If it not previously, you do now. Knowing this, I advise you to refrain from bullying this helpless kid. Bully: Oh yeah? What er you gunna do about it, huh? Huh? Huh? (Pushes me) Me: Well, surely we can settle this like adults. I propose we talk about this later today during lunch hours. Before that, I simply ask that you bully nobody until we talk. Bully: (holds me by the collar of my shirt and threatens to punch me, then pulls out a knife) You wanna get cut, nerd? Me: 0_0 Suddenly, the special needs kid does a flying drop kick on the bully. Me: Whoa! That was awesome! Special Needs Kid: Just doing some... (• _ •) ( • _ •)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) [i]Special deeds.[/i] [spoiler]YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/spoiler]