As the great Kainamii stated...(NOTE I'M NOT TAKING CREDIT FOR THIS)
Gjallarhorn is 100% American. The -blam!- are you people who are claiming that it's some Norse shit smoking?
G is for Guns
J is for Justice
A is for America
L is for Liberty
L is for more Liberty
A is for Apathy
R is for Religion
H is for Horizontally challenged
O is for Obama/Oil
R is for Redneck
N is for Nothing beats America
Also, more proof that Gjallarhorn is American is the fact that guardians call upon we wielders of the Gjallarhorn to fight their battles for them, or we simply butt in and intervene akin to 'MURICA.
*EAGLE SCREECH WITH NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYING IN BACKGROUND*
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I would completely agree, except that you included Obama in your argument FOR America. Obama is a -blam!-ing Socialist at best. America is historically and always WILL be an anti-socialist/ communist/ Marxist state. Change the O and we can have a laugh together. Otherwise, take your Gally back to the Vikings and kindly set yourselves on fire. (Funeral pyre- don't kill yourselves.)