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Edited by BurningTalons:
2/16/2016 3:52:30 AM
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Warlock Family Meeting
Our last meeting seems to have been raided by Hunters...many casualties. This is our new lounge. Feel free to bring snacks and drinks and enjoy yourselves....Awoken strippers are in the backroom. I brought Doritos and Pizza
Edit 1- WE ARE TRENDING YOU -blam!-ING SEXY WARLOCKS!!!! AND TITANS!!!!!
Edit 2- The Exo strippers haz arrived..GET THAT MOTOR OIL READY..Its about to get strange
Edit 3- CHURCH HAZ BROUGHT MEXICAN FOOD!!!! Sunbros keep your firey bowels in check.
Edit 4-Gencide Anarchy haz brought pretzels TIME FOR THE PARTY!!!
Edit 5- Candid brought White Castle but he think they are nasty...In the process of thinking of a torture method for him.
Edit 6-Twinkies haz arrived thanks for the diabetes Soul
Edit 7- 100 replies!!!! That's the most I have ever gotten.
Edit 9-Wulfedragon is a badass for recognizing my power,
Edit 10- Staph downvoting my thread 😭 pwease like it.
Edit 11- DON'T JUST COMMENT ONCE!!! LIKE THE THREAD AND COME BACK DAILY!!!😱😱😱
Edit 13- The bouncehouse has been delivered and its ready to be occupied :D
Edit ??- 500 REPLIES!!!! THATS TWICE AS MUCH AS 1000!!!
Edit :!&#;-Gavswood is bartender
Edit Popf: Beautiful Hunter is the only Hunter allowed because after all she is beautiful. One day we will ride off into the sunset.
Edit tickleshits: 1000 replies holy -blam!-!#!
Titan Meeting [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/114521131/0/0]This Way[/url]
Edit: ARC SUBCLASS CONFIRMED!!!!
2000 replies!!!! LIGHT THE FUSES BITCHES!!!
Edit: We have an imposter meeting
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/133423308/0/0]Here[/url]Take it down
[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/134088864/0/0]How to get Blacksmith Shader[/url]
Edit Pizza: TAKEN KING IS OUT GO SHOW THEM BASTARDS OUR SPACE MAGIC
Edit:I R back biotches
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2 RepliesI love warlocks and those Exo stripers are sexy
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I want to drop my nova bomb on that Exo stripper
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Edited by Aldon saphir: 6/27/2015 6:23:09 AM-opens door to lounge- hey have any of you seen a female awoken voidwalker with short white hair, blue eyes and the thorn? if so, tell her jaren is looking for her -leaves-
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2 RepliesDamn man, why is there oil all over the bed... Oh, nm, hey miss exo. Wow, so thats what it looks like down there. Someone hand me an extension cord baby, ima bout to insert that plug. Kzzzzzzzttttttt! Damn! [spoiler]Instant new Arc subclass[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesGUYS!!!! I just realized the Hunters have the means to kill us all!!!! You have to apologize to them NOW!!!!
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2 Replies[i][b]Eats hot animal warlock arse[/b][/i]
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1 ReplyWhy is Britney Spears on?
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2 RepliesI'm just a ordinary hunter who is DEFINITELY not pouring poison in the drinks
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I walk into the back room and become one of the Awoken Strippers. I activate radiance and my booty glows.
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7 RepliesHey guys, what's up? I managed to master arc magic early! I'm still having a little trouble controlling it, but I think tha- *falls on the floor convulsing as arc energy courses through my body*
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2 RepliesIs the queen in the back room???
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17 RepliesEdited by Grim: 7/6/2015 2:06:59 AMHi... anyone still run Voidwalker...?
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2 RepliesReunite warlocks, as we share our common intrest of making the universe shine with the light with our knowledge [spoiler]and killing all hunters[/spoiler]
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Everyone please sign this https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/stop-bungie-nerfing-gjallerhorn-destiny
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Necrobump
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7 RepliesBad juju poem - by a warlock I'd like to tell the tale of my first exotic It wasn't a scout, sniper or rocket It was a pulse rifle before the pulse patch At that time... it wasn't up to scratch So i chose to dismantle it for the e-shard With a lackluster gun the decision wasn't hard Time soon passed... but then rumour spread News of a pulse buff... *i was shaking my head* I then heard about Obsidian mind... So off i went... back to the grind Minutes to hours... hours to days... Trying everything from nightfall to raids Random numbers generating... i was doing the math Thinking RNG'sus was having a laugh My journey went through country and county Finally rewarded with the exotic bounty So back to the crucible... one more time... As luck would have it... i dropped obsidian mind With both equiped it was a killer combination Nova bomb after nova bomb... annihilation The bodies would fill a convoy of hurses Thanks to the perk... string of curses As the enemy lay broken and battered We owe it all to Toland the shattered Back in the crucible i embraced the void But it got the scrubs all annoyed The forums flooded with butthurt... so tragic All this salt... over abit of space magic.
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I have Mountain Dew. And I can cut all the ice into cubes with my space sabre. Warlocks are cool too.
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5 RepliesI'm a Titan. U guys can chill out in my Bubble if you want
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3 RepliesI like to put my shoes on before my pants
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Hello, inconspicuous Titan just walking through. I'll be out in a moment.
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2 RepliesHi I'm a hunter I'm stealing all the food for self preservation also your bonds are out of style my cloak is fashionable and now I'm invisible k bye talk to me when you need a revive after you use self res and get spanked by a captain with light switch
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Hunter here *throws knife at wall* Sunbros suck Titans are ok Useless post/end
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1 ReplyEdited by The Bag Fumbler (Timelost): 6/30/2015 6:46:47 AMHey! Remember us Titans helped against the hunters, if your ever read the Destiny lore. Also hunters learned how to blink from you guys.
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2 RepliesEveryone wearing the ram come to the back room with me! We can practice out satanist space magic! [b][i]mumbles a satanic sounding setence[/i][/b]
