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4/29/2015 1:47:25 AM
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*sigh*
You lie about being my friend.
The real one would know.... that no one has beaten me in straight up CQC combat.
And that I have all your weak points.
*moves toward*
*hits arm joint*
*kicks 3rd spinal vertabrae*
*hits ear*
*you stumble, then notice you've gone death in your ear*
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*runs at you and tackles you* We are your friends! *rolls you on your back and puts knee in your back rubbing my ear* Phantom, watch this. *deploys a TV showing the video of my surgery*
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*looks at screen* *shakes head* *grabs leg* *flips from hold* Heh.. your... pretty good.... *collapses* *pool of blood forms from shoulder*
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*punches you in the face knocking you out instantly* Sorry Phantom, but I gotta fix this. *begins working on your shoulder* *future Phantom now has a face deformity from my punch*
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-Future Phantom- Python. Hurry back. All of you.
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Alright. *patches up past Phantom's shoulder and puts him in my chest cavity* Murphy, Shane, we're leaving.
