I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer the other day I don't know what he laced them with but iv been tripping all day I made a belt out of watches it was a waist of time Me: after all the shit they've been through I can believe they're still together Gf: who Me: my ass cheeks I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it Me: dad I have just showered, how do I smell? Dad: through your nose