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Edited by Nogha: 9/5/2015 5:58:37 AM
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Unsettling Truth of Engrapadora

My name's Noah Girardy. I've been looking through the old files on Engrapadora's posts, and I've noticed a pattern. Many of the posts have to do with horses, but not just any horses. These posts she strong correlation to the television series [i]My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic[/i]. This begs the question: could Engrapadora be a brony? Although any immediate accusations of Engrapadora belonging to this cult following would be thoroughly dismissed. Any past accusations of previous individuals have had solid evidence. Of course, on the surface, there is not evidence of Engrapadora being a brony; then I dug a little deeper. Rumors of stray images and banned posts that don't seem to fit in, and a catastrophic event in a post by Deej. Could these rumors be true? I spoke to some members of the Flood were he resides and I received conflicting stories. One tells of a brave hero who takes care of his horses on his private ranch, but some tell an entirely different story. What started off as an easy dismissal of accusations started to lead somewhere. That's when it happened. I got an update in my inbox from no one in particular linking me to a post—by Deej. Could this be the legendary post the rumors talked so much about? As I scrolled down I couldn't believe my eyes. Hundreds of posts by Engrapadora lie in the comments, but that's not what surprised me. The unbelievable part was the every post had been censored—by the Ninjas. What could the Ninjas be hiding, I felt it was my duty to hunt the truth. Eventually my search led me to some of Engrapadora's posts about the divine qualities of mares, nothing too strange. I felt like I hit a dead end. That's when I found it. A post by Engrapadora instructing individuals to repost the last thing they had posted into the comments. The example image Engrapadora used was the catch. It was censored, but not by the Ninjas, but by himself. Upon further inspection I noticed a certain group asking for the uncensored image. What could it be? This is where I lost sanity. The image, was NSFW. I couldn't believe it. Posting NSFW material was way out of line from Engrapadora's behavior. However, the image—was of ponies. What stayed out as an easy mission to see that Engrapadora is completely normal just as he seems on the outside, turned into the scandal of the century. Ladies and gentlemen of the flood, I present the unbelievable truth. Engrapadora, is a brony. D Eb G

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