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9/14/2017 10:39:17 AM
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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Stahnke: 4/26/2015 8:04:51 PMthe jumping puzzle carries chuck to the gatekeeper. the gatekeeper teleports out of the vault when it sees chuck chuck norris can carry both relics. atheon asks for chuck norris' permission before teleporting him chuck one-shots oracles with his gaze. the detainment bubble cannot detain chuck chuck punches atheon in the leg and gets a critical hit when chuck kills atheon and waits the full 5 minutes, everyone is his fireteam gets an extra exotic. chuck takes xur's strange coins for his lunch money. shooting chuck with golden gun in crucible causes instant death.....for the gunslinger
