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Edited by D3STR0Y3R 214:
4/25/2015 9:08:05 PM
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To pvp Golden Gun users...
Congratulations! You have the least skilled super in Destiny! Reasons are:
-GG can reach targets in an instant! You could kill enemies in any range! How skilled!
-GG can kill foes in one hit! Shields are no problem! A warlock in radiance with radiant skin? No problem!
-The only thing that (almost) stops you is special weapons and a rocket launcher. But don't worry! GG is the only gun in Destiny that can kill at any range!
-Bladedancer super? No problem! With your steady (assisted) aim, you can take out them in one hit!
-Radiance super? No problem! You can one hit them like the bladedancer, but they are much slower! So easy, so skilled!
-Nova bomb? (almost) no problem! You can surely take them out after they kill you, but GG travels at the speed of light! Easily doge nova bombs at long ranges, and then take them out!
-Fist of panic? (almost) no problem! Confront them at range and you'll surely take them out! Just stay away from corners!
-Defender bubble? Simple! Kill the titan with one shot, even with sheilds! Or fire all 3 rounds into the bubble, and you'll destroy the bubble and the titan! Or simply ignore it like everyone else!
-And you get three, get that, 3 easy, so skilled kills!
-The perfect super for noobs and pros alike!
-Oh and I almost forgot to mention: With a certain exotic helmet, you can get one more shot, for a total of 4 GG shots!
-Obtain kills with extreme ease!
-You are the only thing in Destiny along with TLW, Thorn, and Feliwinters Lie (which are also for pros and noobs alike) that remained untouchable by nerfs to date! But GG hasn't been nerfed even once! Wow!
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Edited by HerroItsAJ: 4/26/2015 3:26:51 AMSomeone is salty af. 2 shots to down a nova bomb even at range or up close. By then you'll get wiped if they manage to throw the bomb. Who the f*ck would use Fist of havok at range. And still 2 shots to down them, by then you're f*cking dead as he slams you to the ground. Range on golden gun was nerfed due to the handcannon range nerf. In my opinion FoH is more annoying. The option to press two buttons as you're about to die in a close quarters situation is cheap. But I'll take one for the team because it would've been far more disastrous if used one a clumped fireteam. And all maps are basically CQC. Golden gun super does [b]NOT[/b] get a shield. [spoiler]Stop whining.[/spoiler] edit: Just realized your "satire" hashtag. It seemed like whining hidden behind a satire hashtag. True satire doesn't need a satire hashtag.
