So, a reverend went to the Grand Cannon to ride horses. He could only get one that started running when someone said "Praise The Lord" and stopped when someone said "Amen". So he went horseback riding and he forgot what to say to stop it, and he was slowly heading towards a cliff. He was spouting out other random religious sayings as he got closer, he finally blurted out "AMEN!" When they were a few feet away from the cliff. As he caught his breath, he said "Praise the Lord"...