This is the church of RNGesus. The giver of life, the taker of joy. From which all our pain and all our pleasure is born. That omnipotent entity that makes us grind, crawl, destroy, fail, and victorious all for our chance at his grace. We pray to thee as humble receivers of your malice and your miracles. Please hear our prayers.
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Holy RNGesus, you have blessed me with so much, however I only require a small loadout across my many incarnations, to assist my guardian brethren I beg of you, bless me with a Gjallarhorn or Hunger of Crota so that I no longer burden them.