This is the church of RNGesus. The giver of life, the taker of joy. From which all our pain and all our pleasure is born. That omnipotent entity that makes us grind, crawl, destroy, fail, and victorious all for our chance at his grace. We pray to thee as humble receivers of your malice and your miracles. Please hear our prayers.
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Dear RNGesus, I have been your faithful servent. I have received your disdain for three weeks now in the raids and nightfall. I ask you for you blessing and to receive the Praetorians foil, the crux of crota, or the Gjallarhorn. Amen