Flying from New York to Dubai, currently in business class on an Emirates flight. Wi-Fi costs $18.99 an hour (this shit expensive) so get in your questions quick! I am bored, and the flight attendants are UGLY! BLAH. I have a granny sitting next to me. BLAH! This WiFi is slow for how much they charge! Edit: Bought another hour of Wi-Fi so I'm set to answer more! Should I get a bottle of Dom Pérignon! Edit 2: They just served breakfast and it is slop! BLAH! I'm in hell... Edit 3: Some turbulence so [b]I spilt my Dom Pérignon all over me, just wasted $300 dollars[/b] ANGRY!