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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams:
4/17/2015 10:47:36 PM
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[i] *For no apparent reason, Murph, along with Freddy and I, are sleeping in Python's chest cavity, while him and Minerva are firing at demons, as per usual, while simultaneously fleeing from Sanctuary* [/i]
*I wake up shortly thereafter*
Python..?
I guess you're still alive.
English
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I WON'T DIE. *rips a lev in half and eats part of it*
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*I yawn* Turn on the live feed. I want to see what kills you when it happens.
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I'LL TURN ON THE FEED BUT NO DEATH FOR ME, ONLY FOR WHATEVER GETS IN MY WAY. *live feed turns on and it shows me brutally killing a bunch of little demons*
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/17/2015 8:43:40 PM*I look around, clearly uninterested* Why is this place so roomy? So spacious.
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ASIDE FROM MY "HEART", AMMO AND OTHER GUNS, I'VE GOT NOTHING IN HERE. *live feed shows me shoulder charging a goliath and he falls apart* [spoiler]Dont call me a Desticle. I just couldn't think of another word.[/spoiler]
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*A shimmering wave hits the area, destroying all the demons and rendering you unconscious*
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[spoiler]Nah[/spoiler] *I notice the shimmering and just continue walking*
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[spoiler]What?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Im not going unconscious[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]The wave hit you and knocked you out...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fine. Let me finish off this horde.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]They got disintegrated[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Scroll down. Same comment. Me and my passengers are now unconscious. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Thats, uh, a little bit Exo-y of you[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fine. Just let me finish off this horde of demons.[/spoiler]
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Edited by SonacyOfTheHams: 4/17/2015 8:45:23 PMOkay.. Well, that's good. I guess. Are you done, yet? Or are you struggling? Both? Ya. Both. [spoiler]'-'[/spoiler] [spoiler]Don't care.[/spoiler]
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NEITHER. PLAYING WITH MY FOOD. *eats a demon* [spoiler]Thank you[/spoiler]
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*Watches the demons from the feed* They look... aggravated. Have we tried talking to them? I'm sure they're here on holidays, much like ourselves. [spoiler]No problem.[/spoiler]
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I DOUBT IT. YOU WANT ME TO JUST WASTE THESE ASSHOLES? *the cam shows me readying my guns*
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*I scratch my neck* Hmm? Oh, yes, kill them, please.
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WITH PLEASURE. *the cam shows me firing my guns and killing them all* YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE GETTING THROUGH? *laughs as fall unconscious due to a "shimmering wave" and so do you guys* [spoiler]Not my idea[/spoiler]
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*Is now unconscious, apparently* [spoiler]Eh.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Idk Vex said so. Im just going with the flow.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I read as much.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I dont like it but what do I do.[/spoiler]
