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4/17/2015 3:12:01 AM
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I can't really hold my rifle steady, you know!
Else I'd save your life!
Continue running!
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 4/17/2015 3:15:47 AM*regains consciousness* "Ugh... He... Hello?"
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Murph! Python, Murph is awake! How you holding up, Murph.
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Me: "I... Jams? How many of you guys came? I'm great now that you guys showed up. I... Hey... Where's Minerva? Did that AI I installed work? I'm sorry, I'm asking too many questions. Do you want help busting out of here? I can-" *Minerva exits cloak* Minerva: "Stay in there Murph. I'm not losing you again." "Sorry I'm late guys." *she helps fight*
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*I open chest cavity to let her out* CLIMB ON TO MY HAND. *holds out hand*
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Take it easy, Murph! Rest! Thanks, Minerva! Good to see you aren't dead!
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Me: "Minerva? Talking? Did my AI bug out and somehow get a female British voice?" Minerva: "Just shut up, we'll explain at the sanctuary." Me: "Sanctuary? As in safe pla-" Minerva: "shhh... I can't aim with you distracting me!" [spoiler]I can't see her because I'm in the chest cavity[/spoiler]
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Murph, it'll be fine! Just rest! Minerva, continue firing! [spoiler]Am aware.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]just making sure, I wasn't 100% on where I was. Probably should have remembered the question mark.[/spoiler] *Minerva's rifles morph into massive elemental plasma cannons, freezing, burning and melting some of the demons in our path*
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You're not too bad!
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"Genesis helped." *she begins digistructing [i]Marthas[/i] to fire flares because missile salvos begin to land near us*
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[spoiler]Making a new comment[/spoiler]
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You think! Just a bit!
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[spoiler]Making a new comment[/spoiler]
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HELLO. STAY STILL. MY SYSTEMS WILL CATER TO YOUR NEEDS. JUST TAKE A SEAT. *a small robotic hand motions you to a medical seat*
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"Medical seat...? Where... Who... Python? Python is that you?!? You guys made it?!?!?" "Python it's so goo- ... Where am I? Am I in your chest cavity? You know I hate it in here?"
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IT'S THAT OR YOU DIED. JUST STAY STILL I GOT IT. *a hand picks you up and places you in a seat then multiple smaller hands begin working on you*
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Edited by Murph Tha Smurf: 4/17/2015 3:27:53 AM"I never knew this was a thing you could do." "Where's Minerva? Are you and Jams here alone?" *a British voice responds* "I'm right here" *Minerva exits cloak and helps fight* Me: "since when was Zara British...?"
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MINERVA IS SHOOTING FROM MY SHOULDER. PHANTOM CAME WITH US BUT WE LOST HIM. [spoiler]He's gonna be afk until Sunday. [/spoiler]
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Me: "Oh, did Minerva finally get those digistructable hand miniguns installed? Also, who's the British chick?" Minerva: "We'll all explain at the sanctuary. Right now, you rest."
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GUYS GET DOWN. I'M SENSING A MISSLE LOCK. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES. *flares are deployed*
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*[i]Marthas[/i] begin to digistruct and are helping fight while firing extra flares into the sky*
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*machine guns deploy out of my ass and begin firing*
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[spoiler]lol rly[/spoiler] *Minerva keeps melting the enemies with different elements of plasma*
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[spoiler]why not[/spoiler] *machine guns continue to fire*
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FUNNY. THESE LITTLE BITCHES COULDN'T KILL ME IF THERE WERE MILLIONS OF THEM. *runs through a goliath*
