*walks up to my squadmates* I thought you guys went to Heaven? (Goldeylocks) We were. Then we were judged by God himself and sent here. (Me) What? We were freeing hostages. (Goldeylocks) Yeah, about that. We all stole the money from the chest. (Me) What? We agreed that no one would open it until the last one was alive. (Goldeylocks) We couldn't see you opening the chest, so we took the money and tried to start lives. (Me) *squints* What was my favorite gun? (Nag) M60E9. You adored it. (Me) Yeah. Sorry couldn't remember. *thinks to myself that something isn't right*