me and two of my friends got suspended from school today for worshipping me as "the pope of doritos" me and my friends each bought a bag of doritos. two nacho cheese and one cool ranch. So naturally when we were done, i took the bags and put a hole in the other side of the nacho cheese ones and put them on as gauntlets. Then, i took the cool ranch one, ripped off the front of the bag, and glued it to my forehead. I then stood on the table and my friends shouted "ALL HAIL POPE DORITO!" The principal came and suspended us for a week for "practicing demonic beliefs"
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The dorito is strong in this one
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Please change your gamer tag to Pope Doritos
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IT IS DONE
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You are now one of my lord and saviors I will support you in any cause you have
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[quote]Please change your gamer tag to Pope Doritos[/quote] Please do this
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[quote][quote]Please change your gamer tag to Pope Doritos[/quote] Please do this[/quote] just do it
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[quote][quote][quote]Please change your gamer tag to Pope Doritos[/quote] Please do this[/quote] just do it[/quote]
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[quote][quote][quote][quote]Please change your gamer tag to Pope Doritos[/quote] Please do this[/quote] just do it[/quote][/quote]now
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[quote][quote][quote][quote][quote]Please change your gamer tag to Pope Doritos[/quote] Please do this[/quote] just do it[/quote][/quote]now[/quote] Pope Doritos Lead us in the crusade against the heretic Lays, for chips of potato are weak and unholy, and we shalt eviscerate their non-corn bodies!
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*facepalm* Doritos are made by lays..
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Look im not american we dont even have Lays here
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ALL HAIL POPE DORITO!! Come on guys!
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[quote]ALL HAIL POPE DORITO!! Come on guys![/quote]
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Edited by Jack Reacher: 4/15/2015 3:39:19 AMThe principal was unenlightened [spoiler]crackhead[/spoiler]
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Your principal didn't drink Doritos. What a casual.
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\/_\/ We, the Dorito people, thank you.
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I iz proud
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thanks you